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| frustration! |
| 05.31.04 (9:08 am) [edit] |
So today I get an email from some asshole responding to a personal ad I put out. This worthless example of human filth seemed to think that because I am tired of shallow men who only look at someone's exterior, that I'm obviously a fat and lazy slob who sits around on the couch all day watching Jerry Springer and eating mass quantities of food. This anal dripage is just one of the reasons why I have such a hard time liking people. What did I do to deserve his verbal abuse? I didn't piss in his cheerios... I didn't run over his dog... I wasn't that bird that crapped on his shiny new suv right after he washed and waxed it... all I did was express a need to find a guy who's not just gonna look at me as a fuck toy, or a fat ass. I'm frustrated! People try to play psychiatrist with me, when they do not even know me. My ad wasn't "Need man to psycho analize my need for a non shallow bastard"... I'm well aware of my insecurities... my negative self image... I don't need some assholes help to point it out... I'm well aware thanks and dealing with it as best I can.
Its really annoying when people who are in denial of their own self loathing, feel they have to degrade and attempt to humiliate others to make themselves feel better.
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| The search for employment goes on... |
| 05.24.04 (10:23 am) [edit] |
I'm am so fucking tired of searching for jobs, applying, and then never getting a response back from the damn places I've posted my resume too. The economy sucks so much fucking ass... My job experience is mainly in insurance, and I've applied to every fucking insurance company in Portland not to mention a buttload of individual agencies etc. Hell I'm so desperate for a job, I'm really considering working at a Figaro's Pizza... its part time and only 2 days a week, but dude its not unemployment... I've decided that my brain needs expanding, so I've applied for PSU... what my major will be I have yet to decide... but I want to learn dammit. If other people my age (25) can go to school full time and survive on a shitty part time job... so can I... now all I need to do is more wait for the rest of the paperwork PSU has to send me... yay for paperwork.
I wish today was sunny and warm so I could spend the rest of the day out at the nude beach tanning my phat ass and relaxing. Being unemployed usually includes sitting at home bored out of your fucking mind cuz you're too broke to go out and do cool stuff. Nude beaching is moderately cheap at least... I know I can afford the $3 it takes to get a parking pass on Sauvie Island.
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| Masturbate-a-thon 2004! |
| 05.23.04 (8:33 pm) [edit] |
So yesterday was [url=www.darklady.com]Darklady's[/url] 3rd annual[url=www.masturbate-a-thon.org]Masturbate-a-thon[/ur l] . Since May is Masturbation Month, she hosted a party to raise money for local sex positive charities... I mean nothing like cumming for a cause! I helped out with set up and had to be raffle bitch for half the night... it sorta sucks when you have horny desperate bastards propositioning you for blow jobs or my favorite "Are you one of the raffle prizes?" :roll: This asked by a man who was 74, knew he was on his death bed, and was trying for all his worth to get as much poontang as he could before the Reeper took him to the other side. I had to be polite in refusing... well unless one of said bastards gets to be a touchy feely asshole. Then I get bitchy....Something along the lines of "Don't fucking touch me you piece of fucking shit!" etc etc etc... but luckily most of the desperate horndogs were polite and followed the main party rule. "Ask before touching people or property"...
All in all the night was pretty cool. We raised a shitload of money and a trunk full of donations for Friends of People With Aids... There were so many prizes to raffle off from companies who donated stuff. Darklady gave out sex toys, books, art, acupuncture treatments, even a hypnotherapy session was raffled off. I wanted one of the pyrex dildos that go for like $120... But being a Darkling has its perks. I got a HUNG t-shirt, and 2 free vibrators from one of the sponsors... not to mention... a ride on the THRILL HAMMER. I recomend the Thrill Hammer to any woman... its basicly a fucking machine attached to a comfy chair... and dear god... Its better than kickstart power. It was so strong and so intense it was almost too much. I want one of my own.
There were great people at the party... I've been to a lot of sexual type parties in the last year, and I have to say that the [url=www.darklady.com]Darklady[/url] parties are great for the positive energy and friendly people. Its a good feeling to be able to walk around half naked knowing that people there appreciate you not matter what size, shape, or sexual preference...
Oh and I have to mention the house band that played last night... Full Brazil is a 2 man band of bass and drums. I'm a picky music person, but these guys rocked.
So yeah... last night was awesome. Although I'm tired, sore from all the heavy lifting of boxes (and gripping the back of the Thrill Hammer headrest during intense orgasm), suffering from mega allergies and low blood sugar... maybe even a bit of dehydration today... it was well worth it. And all for a good cause too.
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