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| the Itching.... |
| 01.22.04 (4:36 pm) [edit] |
My weekend was pretty fucking cool... I went to a deviant party here in porkland and had some fun there... though I was dissapointed cuz most of the guys there were not very attractive or fuckable... I had fun though with the people i went with. Then Sunday I had a "collaring ceremony" to go to... For any of you unfamiliar with the bdsm lifestyle, a collaring of a submissive is like marriage but instead of rings the submissive gets to wear their Master/Mistress' collar... Anyway the one i went to was cool. Our Domme Hostess had a big bowl of melted chocolate for dipping goodies into and I was the unfortunate subbie to get turned into "slut candy" for the enjoyment of everyone else... I've never been painted with hot melted chocolate before, but i know now i'm addicted. I mean you can't go wrong mixing sex and chocolate in my opinion...
my weekend went wrong though around 11pm sunday night... i broke out in fucking hives... I'm allergic to the detergent they use on the towels at the club we went to on saturday, or either their hot tub chemicals were all too strong... the itching was making me insane... when even your ears itch you know you got issues.... so alas.. I had to go to the doctor on monday... i got pills to help the itching... only drawback is they make you comatose i swear... 45 minutes after i took the first dose I was out for the count....... i fucking hate hives...
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| the stench is suffocating me! |
| 01.16.04 (4:27 pm) [edit] |
Its friday and my morning starts off as usual... sleep walk to the shower (no need to strip i sleep naked because its convenient) sleep wash myself and hair... sorta come awake after shower is done... half asleep I put in my contacts.. brush my hair... and walk nekid into the living room to veg at the computer/tv or whatever for a few minutes to give my brain time to catch up and realize its morning already... once i'm more functional its usually scrounge for breakfast like substance... ya know like a sammich or leftovers... if i'm really more awake i'll make a lunch... low carb of course if I can manage it... then veg on the comp till the last minute, eat my breakfast then dress quickly, brush my teeth and sleep walk out to my car.
I don't usually remember driving to work (Music at full volume.. today it was TOOL's undertow in the cd player)... which is probaly a bad thing, but there's never damage to my car so I guess I make it there fine. Usually I wake up after i sit at my desk. This is when reality sets in and my brain notices I'm now in Hell. But today was different... i walk in and sit down... Something seems wrong but I'm just not awake enough to notice... my boss comes out of his office and asks me if I smell something... and that's when this horrid, putrid, nasty smell penetrates my sensitive nostrils. I'm very sensitive to odors. You can tell me the nastiest thing about shit and feces while i'm eating beans or taco bell... and i'll just laugh and grin.. but get a wiff of something foulicious and I'll be projectile vomiting like its the olympics and i'm going for gold...
I hadn't smelled the putrescense until he had opened his door.. but the reak was coming from there i was certain. I did go in there twice (not by choice) and the stench about knocked me on my ass... I can't quite describe it... its foul for sure... sorta like a rotten, oozing corpse that some cat has urinated on over and over again. Its not quite shit smell, but it woudln't suprise me if shit were one of the stinks main ingredients. First thing I ask is "Did something crawl in here and die? Have you checked under the furniture? in the corners?"... my boss had checked... the smell was not locatable...
Of course I call the building manager and get his assistant. I tell her about the stench describing its foulness in rich vidid detail as only I can manage... he's not in and still hasnt' called me back so she says she'll leave a note. Its now like 4:15pm and i've heard NOTHING...The door to my boss's office is shut... He's a freak and has the heat up full blast all the time and its like a sauna in there, so if something IS rotting somewhere in the depths of his control pit it will not only smell worse, but start to stew in its own collective juices... litterarly.
I can't wait to smell what Monday will bring....
:twisted:
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| My first pair of |
| 01.15.04 (1:10 pm) [edit] |
So i have this deviant gathering to attend on Saturday and I'm without clothing fitting for such an occasion... so I went shopping with a good friend last night. Her treat because she's a Goddess and fucking awesome might I add! Anyway... I now am officially an owner of a pair of "Come fuck me" boots... boots so sexy that any male or even female that spots me in them will immediately want to engage in sexual activities with me... I love these boots! Torrid is my favorite store in the world. Its sorta like Hot Topic only for those that are non-crackwhore size... you know... real women with curves. I also picked up a really slutty lingerie outfit... black of course... And on top of it I now have yummy ylang ylang myrh lotion, shampoo, and conditioner from Bath and Bodyworks... selected from their "Sensual" fragrance section... so not only will I look kickass on Saturday... i'll be smellin' damn tasty. I'm ready to strut my stuff and make people drool... cuz dammit when they drool over you the self esteem level sky rockets and I'm on cloud 9....
now I just need to learn to walk in these damn boots.... :twisted:
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| Blizzard my ass.... |
| 01.07.04 (1:46 am) [edit] |
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So my city is still pretty much crippled from winter weather. The "Blizzard" that hit us early in the morning yesterday dumped snow and ice pellet crap on us all day. Now we're getting freezing rain. Which means I'll get another day off from work because there is no way in hell i'm gonna drive my car on roads that look like a skating rink. I'm bored as hell and can't sleep... my day was basicly filled with long naps... tv... eating food... and a whole lot of nothing. In other words there isn't much to update you on... so this blog is lame as fuck.
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| happy fucking new year |
| 01.03.04 (12:33 pm) [edit] |
Yeah I'm a bit late but i've been sick as hell. So bite me. I woke up to snow on new years day. Porkland, OR doesn't get snow very often, but when we do, even if its just a dusting, the fucking city shuts down. All the local news stations go nuts over the "snow storm". We had 6" people... its not a fucking blizzard! And of course every dumbass in 4 wheel drive and 2 wheel drive add snow tires, decides it would be a good time to go out and drive on roads covered in a layer of ice with packed snow on top. Most of them have not a clue how to drive in snow. Hell most of them are california transplants who can't even drive in the fucking rain. I watched with amusement as every news station reported on this hill near my house. Its on top of Mt.Scott (I live more at the bass where the poor people are allowed to live) where all the million dollar homes and expensive apartments are. Vehicle after vehicle was sliding down the hill and slamming into the other stranded cars at the bottom. It was great. I wish I could have been one of the people out there taking pictures and just laughing at them. It still amazes me the lack of common sense in most humans. I mean its simple... snow+ice+steap ass hill= your car is going to slide you dumbass. I think there were about 8 cars all piled up at the bottom before the county finally closed the road down. Then the rich bastards had the gaul to bitch about them not sanding it. Um... hello.. they can't get thru the pile up of tard vehicles! Kindar hard to fit a snow plow thru there ya know. [image]spunkEone_93176701 9.jpg[/image] Here is an idiot sliding down the hill.... [image]spunkEone_14775553 7.jpg[/image] Here is the same idiot hitting another stranded minivan. And best of all.... [image]spunkEone_50399298 1.jpg[/image] here is an ambulance that hit the same damn minivan. I so wish I had an mpeg of the footage... one guy was sliding down the hill with his brakes locked up while honking his horn and his passengers were waving.
Even though I have a 2 wheel drive kia spectra, I managed fine in the snow. I had to drive to the store because I was in dire need of kleenex tissues and cold meds. I live on a steap hill as well, but because I have some common sense and am aware that hey there's snow on the streets, I did just fine. The only minor incident I had was almost hitting a stupid hooker who tried to cross the street in front of me. I should have hit her, but having to pay a $500 deductible to fix my car just to say "I ran over a prostitute" wasn't worth it. And then you have to figure in that my insurance company would then bend me over and analy penetrate me without using lube... It only gets better too... it supposedly is going to snow again tomorrow and Monday... Hopefully i'll be feeling better so I can hike over to that hill with my camera and take pictures of fucktards. :twisted:
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